Dear Larry, Sir Arcsalot,
I opened this new post, Ozonelite II to preserve Ozonelite 1 for posterity- it is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life!
Sorry again!
Alan

Oh, no, no, no, no, no... please let me apologize first!

Is it possible to sit too close to an Ozonelite? :-)

Why, surely not John! Theres more dangerous white things to sit too close to than a puny ozonelite; like a Polar Bear, a Great White Shark, a Glacier, or George W Bush, to name a few. If you want a more technical answer, you'll have to refer to Alex's and my agent, Larry!
Alan