One is, take your jalapena slice it and stuff it with a piece of ham and a little of your favorite cheese, batter it and drop it in hot oil for about 2-2.5 minutes. You may have to play with the time here, I'm usually drinking beer when I do these, so there goes my relationship with time. Serve with a ranch dressing. Then go to bed.
Lots of good alternatives here, to your ordinary, dried up pretzel, do they still serve them in bars in the US?. My pick would be, heaps of well peppered BBQ steak, with Stir fry Veges.
reminds of the greasewood bar and grill outside blythe cal.best pickeled jalapeno eggs and pigs feet ever,wash down with good old falstaff that always created a great atomsphere,cant forget the burritos!