Scott,
I also know where you are coming from on this one!
On a certain Multifloor Building in County Of LA [Westwood Village], The PD and FD have their own Lock Box for the Service Equipment Room. Note that the Lock Box is located next to the Service Equipment Room's door.
What's really great is that the Service Equipment Room - AND The Emergency Power [UPS] Room are located in the Basement, inside of a Health Club [not a 24 hour one either
].
To know where they are located is done with Crystal Balls or Tarot Cards [joke]. To get in the Health Club, one must first contact the on-site Security guard[s] - page them and wait for 20 minutes!
The Tenant we were doing a major remodel for in said building had no clue where the services were, let alone an A/C subpanel, which was used for all of their HVAC Equipment!!!
After the project was completed, I drew up a very extensive As-Built for this Tenant! Showed exactly where all the related equipment was at and how to get to it [through the giant maze of walls, stairwells, elevators and tenant spaces!].
This was a 15 floor building, with 34,5 KV primary voltage, 480 V 3 phase 3 wire Delta, 480Y/277 3 phase 4 wire Wye and 120/240 3 phase 4 wire Delta Secondaries. Services ranged from 1000 amps for the 120/240 Delta, to 4000 amps for the 480Y, to 6000 amps for the 480 Delta.
Scott SET