OK, I'm in.......but the session WILL fail. Having been nearly everything you can be in the electrical trade, up to inspector/engineer, I assure you the affliction is incurable, up to and including walking down the mall (as a customer) and saying "Here kid, lemme show ya an easier/better/different way".
My family refuses to walk with me, not necessarily a bad thing.
Don't EVEN walk in Radio Shack/Ham Radio outlet with me. "Yeah, says the clerk at the counter - selling a 4' ground rod to a client, Ya wanna pound this into the ground and make sure it has NO contact with your building ground" IT GETS UGLY!!!!!!! I've had good friends of over 20 years walk away from me in that situation.
I would be willing to serve as a horrible example, and if you can cure me, there may be help for anyone, just learn to expect disappointment
Last Sunday, I went to a hamfest in Berryville, VA. On the way home, I stop at this place known to have good pies. Unfortunately, I can't do without the Nextel (rarely) but did leave my camera at home...dammit.
I'm wandering around this little country store/bakery, they have a TV set under a unit heater. On the TV set is a note that says:
"If you raise the antenna (old rabbit ears) into the heater, you WILL get a very severe shock"
My son, and the buddy that was with me drug me out of the store mumbling to myself. Then I realized I was in my truck and had my tools, they wouldn't let me go back and troubleshoot it either. I just wanted to know.
And YOU think I can be cured?
I don't thin' so, Lucy.