"We don't need no stinkin' instructions!"* We just rip open the packaging with a set of bolt cutters, lose vital parts, break springs, completely saturate halogen bulbs in sweat etc, and then take the wreckage back and whine at Lowes for a refund!
* This phrase originated in the 1948 film
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.
Mexican bandit leader is trying to convince Fred C. Dobbs and co that they are the
Federales.
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"
Mex. bandito : "Badges? We ain' got no badges. We don' need no badges!
I don' have to show you any stinkin' badges!'