George,
After consulting with the "Big Book of Wattological Ethics Illustrated", Mrs. Smith's Kindergarden Class, The Psychic Hotline, The Bible, my wife, and other resources to numerous to list, I have come to the conclusion that if I answered in the affirmitive, I would be cast, not just into, but under Huntsville State Prison. I do have a deal for you though. The first visit is free (2 visit minimum, just like most service calls, 2 hour minimum). I have one requirement. You must be able to read the sign on the back side of the entrance door. It reads as follows,"...you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

Wattologically Yours,
Doc


The Watt Doctor
Altura Cogen
Channelview, TX