One Bottle of "Stone's Green Ginger" wine.
1 x 60 pc. Screwdriver set.
1 Pr. Homer Simpson "Kiss my Harris" socks.
1 Large Bag of Maltesers, my favorites.
1 Bottle Macallan 15yr malt. Thank you Santa!
1 Christmas Pudding, M&S brand.
2 litres epoxy primer for the tractor.
1 fridge magnet made by the grandchildren.
We roasted a goose for lunch, which we ate with paper hats on, just us two old gits. Roast spuds, sweet chestnut stuffing with fresh peaches, brussels sprouts and proper gravy. Nice bottle of merlot. Christmas-pud steamed properly for 3 hours, set on fire with boiling cognac & smothered in 110% cow-cholesterol. Not a microwave in sight. No squawking kids, no television playing to nobody, no drum kits, stupid electronic gadgets with blue lights I don't understand, need or covet and no people I have to be nice to, but would rather shove under a truck, on fire and with a shovel bent over their heads. Dozed off in front of the log fire with the ole dog at my feet; boiled ham, crusty bread and home-made quince jelly for tea. Best Xmas for years!
Alan
