I had some freak call me late night, asked if I could come out to fix her lights. I asked whats the problem. She said someone put evil spirts in the wiring that can only get at her when the lights are turned on. I told her I don't speacialize in evil spirt removal. I asked if she was mentally unstable. She said her doctor says she is fine now. I said "I think you need a second opinion on that".I ended up agreeing to show up, but just to get her to shut up. I did not dare show up (might misake me for evil spirit and shoot me).