I'd sit at home and work out my interest!

[ puts on fingerless 'Scrooge' gloves and old frayed overcoat, licks stub of pencil...].

"Let's see, interest on $100 million at 5%, that's 5 million a year, that's $96,000 a week, which is $13,700 a day. Why! That's $570 an hour!

Darling! We can afford an electrician!!" [Linked Image]

Wood work but can't!