Went to the kid's school today, they had a Thanksgiving party, I had a plate so full they had to slop the mashed potatoes and gravy on top of the turkey, stuffing and other things that comprised the 1st level.

I thought I was stuffed until I went through the dessert line. Pumpkin pie, apple pie and lemon meringue pie, with whipped cream. I'm still crippled from that gorging. Waddling around like a penguin 12 hours later.