Next step? Form a college bar band. I can see it now: "Elektron & the Power Factors."

Poli-Sci? How about this for a paper: "The War of the Sockets: Why Britain and France Just Can't Get Along."

Screw the engineering. Go for the CPA.

Anthropology? How about "The Evolution of the tradesman, from GC to Sparky?" I'd love to see the artwork, from knuckle-dragger to linesman laugh