Dangerous topic here!
No offense intended, but personally I wouldn't drive a Ford even if it was free. If you did give me a Ford, I would sell it and buy a GMC or Isuzu, or even a Toyota if available. For diesel box trucks, the Isuzu NPR is the best on the market.
Found On Roadside Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disasters
Flip Over, Read Directions
Four Old Rusty Doors
For Only Retarded Drivers
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off-Road Dead
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Found On Railroad Deserted
Forget Out-Running Dale
I guess you could say, I'm not a Ford man