Just when you think human stupidity can sink no lower, somebody comes along and proves you wrong.
They sure do! Tony B. Liar had to have a new car now he's going to be a special envoy. A bespoke and ludicrously expensive armored BMW limo was ordered from Germany. Upon arrival in England an elite squad of highly trained and armed police opened the sealed truck, and out jumped half a dozen illegal muslim immigrants!
So they had to send it back to BM just in case the security features had been compromised!
Now the best bit. Having taken the culprits into custody, the police contacted the Home Office for instructions and were told to give them some money for the train and directions on how to find their own way to the Immigration Processing unit!
Needless to say they never turned up!
