In serving writs I made such a name
That an articled clerk I soon became.
I wore clean collars and a brand new suit
For the Pass Examination at the Institute.
That Pass Examination did so well for me
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy!
Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip
That they took me into the Partnership.
And the Junior Partnership I wean
Was the only ship I ever had seen!
But that sort of 'ship' so suited me
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy!



“When I was a lad I served a Term.”
HMS PINAFORE
Gilbert and Sullivan


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