..."We tested his clothes with a static field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self ignited"...
LOL!
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current of 40,000 volts? Mike, you're a fireman, what are 'static field meters' calibrated in? Have you got one in your vehicle? How do you charge the di-lithium crystals? You gotta watch out for that spontaneous combustion, it causes stuff to self-ignite!
...Firemen took possession of Clewer's jacket and stored it in the courtyard of the Fire Station, where it continued to give off a strong electrical current...
ROFL!
Imagine! All that current pouring out of that poor bugger's coat and going to waste down the drain!
Conclusion? An absolute load of crap, but a good laugh!
Alan
[This message has been edited by Alan Belson (edited 10-30-2005).]
