Paul,
I certainly hear you there,mate!.
There was a scare over here, with eating things like Meat, Fried chips, you name it.
It was all these do-gooders, telling us that if we ate this sort of food we would die early death's.
They recommended that we eat heaps of Green vegetables, salads, use olive oil to cook with and never eat Fish and Chips, as they are the food of the Devil (just kidding!).
It's a wonder that they didn't tell us to hug the odd tree, too!. [Linked Image]