Golly, maybe I should turn it into a screenplay...
Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
=== Pop quiz! ===
Assume a "perfect" capacitor (infinite leakage resistance) and a "perfect" inductor (zero winding resistance).
To keep energy stored in the capacitor indefinitely, you leave the terminals open.
How do you keep energy stored in the inductor indefinitely?
(Counter-intuitive, isn't it?)