Wiz,
Step into my office. That's correct, the blue one that says "BFI" on the outside (the "BFI" stands for Been 'fficially Instituted into the "Electromedical Doctorin' Association"). It sounds like you need a little something to keep your mind occupied so that you don't get all charged up. I'll list 'em from the most simple and easy to the most drastic.
1. Smear some Yellow 77 under your nose. You'll be occupied with the smell.
2.Take 2 wire nuts and call me in the morning. You won't be able to breath, but at least you won't be charged up.
3. Tear off a piece of duct seal, and place it under your tongue. Nuff said.
4. Have an aprentice tape your butt cheeks together. Again, nuff said.
5. If all else fails, take a battery drill, and run a 3" dry wall screw through your rectus femorous (thigh muscle) into your femor. This results in a trip to the ER, but in my professional opinion, you won't be charged up any more.
Pay the receptionist on your way out in cash credit, or copper,
Doc
