Larry, LOL!
I posted some photos of bad French wiring last week. The owner decided to come over yesterday with his caravan, but the electrician isn't due to make it safe till am tomorrow. I phoned him Friday, told him the situation and said 'DON'T turn the power on on Sunday, it's NOT SAFE. He phones me last evening, saying he had arrived, and seconds later lets out bloodcurdling yell! JHC! I thought he'd electrocuted himself!, but no- he'd been stung in the neck by one of the giant wasps/hornets we have here. Advised him to get to the MDs office straight away, as these are dangerous sobs.
An hour later, my wife sends me out to see if he's ok, and when I pull into his drive, all the lights are on in the house, and nobody is home! Go to the cafe, and there he is, after a shot of cortisone, sipping a cognac for the 'shock'.
"You turned the power on!"
"Yeah, well, I need the lights to find the caravan in the dark"
I bloody give up!!
Alan
