Unruly far-west colony has adopted a centuries-old, hallowed and reverential act of Elizabethan tribal symbolism.
Noted channelist/vaguely clairvoyant television spiritualist Clotille Xirgita Onderdonk [illegitimate grandniece of Mama Cass] predicts taxation of practice to be godsend for state automobile registration-fee boondoggle.
Production camps for Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer and Barbara Walters are reported to be in bloodthirsty bidding war for broadcast and set-catering rights.
[This message has been edited by Bjarney (edited 12-20-2003).]
