<tongue firmly in cheek....>
Certain allegations have been made that I was involved in a relationship in which W = I x R.
I deny that I have ever been in such a relationship; this is just a vicious rumor put about by ^2, who was annoyed at being left out.
I have never been in or had any knowledge of any alleged relationship in which W = I x R. Except for that one time when I equalled 1, but that was pure coincidence and not my fault.